ALRIGHT
So, I figured I would actually rant about something.
Enough of my personal issues right?

DONKS.
Fun to say. not fun to look at.
For those not in the know, it's the opposite of a lowrider.
Take a 1989 Chevrolet Caprice. Kind of a gas guzzler.
+4 22" rims
+4 low profile tires
+1 idiotic paintjob in some obscure color.
+999,999,999,999 speakers
+2 Subwoofers
+1 shitty rap Cd, blasted at all times, even when there is a risk of disturbing the peace.

ALRIGHT. You get the point.
now get mine
WHAT
THE
FUCK
ARE
YOU DOING
TO
THESE ....
CARS!?!?!?!

It's a fucking luxury automobile! Putting obnoxiously huge rims (which, by the way, you have to shine 24/7 and probably cost more than the car,) filling the trunk with speakers and painting it the national colors of Jamaica will do what for you?
The ride is shit because after 2 inches of travel your low profile tires will rub your arches, and if you do it...oh I hesitate to say..."Right" you will tub your wheels out and make the car look fucking ridiculous, as if it doesn't already.
I saw a video, I posted it recently on Facebook, These guys donked out a pristine black 1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme SL.
(Owen owns a 1995 Cutlass Supreme SL, almost all stock, rims and tires, starter motor, random accessories from a 1992. Nicknamed the terrormachine)
That hit me the wrong way. like a fucking freight train.
WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE! they discontinued the Cutlass Supreme in like 1999 or something! You ignorant pricks! THEY AREN'T COMING BACK! The worst part was it was practically smogging up that suburb of Chicago all by itself with all the smoke coming out the tailpipes.
YOU NEED NEW HEAD GASKETS! AND AN OIL CHANGE WON"T HURT EITHER!
I bet they don't know that. They wouldn't deface a machine like a 3.4 liter Olds if they truly knew more about it. In 10 years it will be an antique.
THATS NOT CONCOURS READY DOUCHEBAGS!

My point is, we need to destroy rap. Lowriders were bad enough but when you donk out perfectly decent cars (you, in sterling with the GTO, your day is fast approaching) so you need a fucking stepladder to get in, that's where I draw the line.
This didn't happen before rap!
DID YOU ASSHOLES RUN OUT OF SUV'S?!
TOO SCARED TO TOUCH PICKUP TRUCKS!?
JUST STOP RUINING CARS!

those flashy-ass rims ruin your mileage.
those loud speakers scream Probable Cause.
that paintjob stands out in traffic,
AS WELL AS THE FACT THAT A COUPE IS SITTING AT THE SAME HEIGHT AS A RANGE ROVER!

I believe that rap should be removed/destroyed because it's trying too hard TO be noticed. the only way it gets out there is because everyone is shoving it in your face every day of the year. You watch VH1, and you see maybe one good video before it becomes "Young whatshisname" or "lil this and that" and you are getting donked out cars, epic parties, and big female asses in your face. It's trying too hard. It was better when it was mostly underground. It was better when it didn't sound all the same. one hit wonders. 50 cent came close to really making a name for himself. he's gone now, he can't even act really.
Metal, hard rock, alternative, hell, even pop can be diffused song for song. How do you guys even talk about that in public?
is there a way to tell song-from-song? or does it just mash into some blinding head throbbing noise with lyrics?
do you guys get my point?
They are crying out for individuality and they are ruining a lot of cars doing so.
Give up. play the blues. before you deface something else.
I can't believe I get to share breathable air with these people.